Wherein things take a turn for the fantastical. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Kenya woke up in the basement and tied to a chair, not in the good way either. Cassandra was stood in front of him, light from what few windows there were shining down on her … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 12

Well, the story of deadly oranges is back after a little hiatus.  It still won't be as regular as it has been previously, at least not until I get my competition story all done and dusted, but we'll see. Today's episode sees some new characters … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 11

You get an almost DOUBLE LENGTH entry today, seeing as it's part 10 and all.  Thing is, this also signifies a little intermission.  I need to actually do something on my other project, and I can only write one story a day otherwise they get … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 10 EXTRAVAGANZA

A sudden attack of conscience perhaps? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Constable Morris was afraid of alcohol. He didn't drink if he could help it, much preferring a glass of milk to a pint of bitter. Unfortunately, after work trips to the pub were part of the territory when … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 9

Wherein we return to the scene of a crime. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He'd been very careful not to leave any blood. Nothing visible anyway. In his experience, the police didn't start looking for blood unless they already knew it was there, and by the time they stumbled … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 8

I really didn't think this title through did I?  Too late now though, it's gone serial.  Next time I take a one-off story and turn it into a series I'll make sure to retroactively change the name to something more, well, wordy. Oh, for those … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 7

Part 6?  A little later than the others, but I just felt like it today. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lord Pyle was leafing through his filing cabinet. It was soothing, he could always count on a bit of filing to work away the stresses of his office. Of … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 6

Yes, there's more. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mining was one hell of a fun job, especially if no-one knew you were doing it. Mining inside the borders of the city was heavily illegal, but the Neste City Police Force were well known for their inability to care about … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 5

Wherein we learn a little more about Eldred Fie. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Mr Fie, I don't think you're seeing the bigger picture here. You killed an innocent man today!' Lord Pyle was, technically, not a real Lord, but he chose to deal with that by shouting loud … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 4

A little vignette for those of you too lazy to read the slightly longer zombie stuff.  I wonder how long I can keep this up? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sergeant Haul was never much good at cleaning up a crime scene. Perhaps that's why they always made him … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – part 3