There was a delay.  A frog stole my shoes.  Back now.  Read. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ordinarily, people don't erect a stripy deck chair in the middle of the street, crack open a book and smoke a cigar while sat in the rain, but Haul had decided to … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 17

Hello everyone, I'm finally back.  I did say I was going to have christmas updates, but I never bothered to write them so you didn't get any.  But never mind!  You can have your christmas updates now!  Today's update is over one thousand words long, … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 16

Most likely you will get one more part before christmas day. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the best things about murder scenes, Haul had decided, was that there was very little real work involved for a police officer. That was a lie, of course, but it helped … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 15

A brief trip back to Kenya, chaps. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   'He doesn't mean to be dangerous.' It was a sentence that Kenya found ridiculous. Eldred was a hired killer, he had worked that out quite early on in his surveillance career. For Cassandra to stand there … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 14

We return to our buddy, Eldred Fie.  It's possible I am introducing too many protagonists (Eldred, Haul, Morris, Kenya), but I don't care.  It's my webnovel - ner ner ner. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The day's work done, Eldred was going home. It was rare that there would … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 13

Wherein things take a turn for the fantastical. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Kenya woke up in the basement and tied to a chair, not in the good way either. Cassandra was stood in front of him, light from what few windows there were shining down on her … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 12

Well, the story of deadly oranges is back after a little hiatus.  It still won't be as regular as it has been previously, at least not until I get my competition story all done and dusted, but we'll see. Today's episode sees some new characters … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 11

You get an almost DOUBLE LENGTH entry today, seeing as it's part 10 and all.  Thing is, this also signifies a little intermission.  I need to actually do something on my other project, and I can only write one story a day otherwise they get … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 10 EXTRAVAGANZA

A sudden attack of conscience perhaps? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Constable Morris was afraid of alcohol. He didn't drink if he could help it, much preferring a glass of milk to a pint of bitter. Unfortunately, after work trips to the pub were part of the territory when … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 9

Wherein we return to the scene of a crime. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He'd been very careful not to leave any blood. Nothing visible anyway. In his experience, the police didn't start looking for blood unless they already knew it was there, and by the time they stumbled … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 8