I really didn't think this title through did I? Too late now though, it's gone serial. Next time I take a one-off story and turn it into a series I'll make sure to retroactively change the name to something more, well, wordy. Oh, for those … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 7
OYGYDTOTL – Part 6
Part 6? A little later than the others, but I just felt like it today. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lord Pyle was leafing through his filing cabinet. It was soothing, he could always count on a bit of filing to work away the stresses of his office. Of … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 6
OYGYDTOTL – Part 5
Yes, there's more. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mining was one hell of a fun job, especially if no-one knew you were doing it. Mining inside the borders of the city was heavily illegal, but the Neste City Police Force were well known for their inability to care about … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 5
OYGYDTOTL – Part 4
Wherein we learn a little more about Eldred Fie. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Mr Fie, I don't think you're seeing the bigger picture here. You killed an innocent man today!' Lord Pyle was, technically, not a real Lord, but he chose to deal with that by shouting loud … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 4
OYGYDTOTL – part 3
A little vignette for those of you too lazy to read the slightly longer zombie stuff. I wonder how long I can keep this up? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sergeant Haul was never much good at cleaning up a crime scene. Perhaps that's why they always made him … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – part 3
More ZOMBIES!
Part 2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was cold out in the forest. The men didn't own any heating equipment beyond what the forest itself could provide, and they didn't think it would be worthwhile journeying into the nearby town for a look. It had been quite since … Continue reading More ZOMBIES!
ZOMBIES!
I watched the new Left 4 Dead trailer, and it is AWESOME. As a result I felt like doing a zombie story, take a look. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It never really occurred to him before just how much the zombie apocalypse would suit serial killers. It would … Continue reading ZOMBIES!
OYGYDTOTL – Part 2
That may look like a forgotten Aztec god, but it's just me being too lazy to type out the entire title again. If I'd known I was going to do another part I'd probably have given it a shorter title anyway. Oh well. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eldred … Continue reading OYGYDTOTL – Part 2
Orange you glad you didn’t turn on the light?
The title is a joke on the old urban legend of the girl who walks in on her room mate's murder, thinking the girl is just having some sex, and neglects to turn on the light. In the morning "Aren't you glad you didn't turn … Continue reading Orange you glad you didn’t turn on the light?
Extract – Diplomancer
Have a bit of my novel, taken from near the beginning wherein one of the main characters gets hauled in by the cops. This might be a tl;dr for some of you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Department of Intrigue was, as far as Miranda could tell, … Continue reading Extract – Diplomancer
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