Hello, you lot.

To celebrate, well, nothing, I’m doing a special competition where three people can win a copy of one of my books. The winners, chosen by me on July 1st, will be able to choose one book each from my catalogue (I have a catalogue, that’s weird).

So, how do you enter? That’s easy: you just need to navigate to the contest tweet on twitter and follow the instructions. Easy peasy.

If this goes well, I want to start doing more giveaways semi-regularly and the best way to keep an eye on when I’m doing this would be to sign up to my newsletter. Basically, free stuff for days to make you remember me – I’m very vain.

Love you all. Please enter.